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Do you dress like a douchenozzle at the club and the sports bar? When you lay awake at night tucked into your Ed Hardy sheet set do you think, "if only I could look like a massive tool at the gym then my life would be complete"? If so, I have the jersey for you!
There is not a finer jersey on the market to help showcase your steroid enhanced guns that you decorated with tribal tattoos and barbed wire bicep bands. Side note: trying to hide that corny bicep band by attaching a 1/4 sleeve doesn't work, so stop trying. Even the naked, shriveled up men who parade around the locker room naked will avoid you at all costs. They won't want to embarrass themselves!
So if you burned your LeBron James jersey in effigy and have a shrine to The Situation in your gym locker so intense that Pedro Cerrano from Major League would be jealous, then this will complete your wardrobe. Just make sure you wear some fight shorts along with it and everyone will know you are not to be fucked with.
On second thought, you might just want to huff a can of Axe Body Spray. Then convince that skeleton mobster to turn that gun up to your head and blow your brains out for wearing this Shitty MMA Gear.
but people can't seriously buy and wear this shit right? i mean fucking look at it?
ReplyDeleteJust once I think it would be really fun if someone commented "hey asshole, I have that shirt!!"
ReplyDeletehey asshole, I have that shirt!!
ReplyDeletemaybe there are few people who would love to wear this and their might be few who doesn't like the design.
ReplyDeletemma gear pimp