Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Shitty MMA Gear: Jesus Didn't Tap - Blue Lion Fight Shorts


image via mmaoverload.com

Okay, I will admit that I like the colors of these shorts. That is the end of what I like about these shorts. Jesus Didn't Tap is a silly concept to me in all honesty. First of all, tapping was not a submission signal two thousand years ago. Second of all, Jesus didn't tap because he was nailed to the cross! He could have air tapped like James Toney but Jesus is way to cool for that shit. Furthermore, we ALL know that tapping is for bitches. Jesus may or may not be a lot of things. He may not have been real, he may not have been the son of God. He may even have been the original hippie but he damn sure wasn't a bitch.

Please do not purchase such heinous garments. If you do wear this shit your mom should be slapped for providing half of your DNA. If your mom is dead, her body should be exhumed and she should be hit harder than Kane hit Katie Vick. Oh yeah, I know some wrestling too motherfuckers!

Seriously though, don't buy it. Even Jesus would be pissed at you.

16 comments:

  1. Seriously, worse brand in MMA. Even worse than that nazi german brand that "wasn't racist".

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  2. This is some top level hating. Been a while since I've been on here, thanks for reminding me why UD is clittastic!

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  3. first off ur immature ur cussin talkin about jesus and thats not even cool u needa grow up who cared about the shorts there cool and it is a way to express ur feelings twords god so if u honestly brlieve then u needa think about what ur sayin

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  4. I'll wear it and be PROUD of it! Come slap me and see what happens to you! You have no guts and think your tough! However, your weak and hide behind our words on a computer! Go ahead, slap someone wearing these clothes and see what happens to you! Maybe you should go ask your mother why you are so weak and hate life!

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  5. this guy is a serious hater and has no idea bout god
    so i say just like cat williams let the haters hate best shorts ever and ill and i agree with this guy try to slap someone and yeah jesus didnt tap its called a metaphor if you went to school you would know that he didnt give up whatever u wanna say he could have said he wasnt son of god or say what they wanted him to be he didnt he didnt give up which i think translates to didnt tap in your language but im sure u know all about taping

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  6. your a dick!if you dont like them then dont buy them, but dont talk about jesus when you dont know what your on about, he could have given up well before he was nailed to the cross, there was plenty of opportunities and he knew the whole time what the outcome would be and he still didnt give up! the brand is just another way to show his strength and make the world remember what he did for all of us, thats what christians want to do, show people the truth and save people, and if a label on some clothes help do that then good on the person that thought of the idea, if you dont want to wear that brand then thats cool, wear what you want, but dont talk shit and put down the creator of the brand and the creator of the world, they're both obviously contributing to the world a shitload more than you.
    also, you comment about knowing a bit of wrestling shits me, your a discrace to the combat sports/martial arts community.

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  15. Your a douche bag!!! I would wear and wear proudly!!! By the way my mother has passed...and to even suggest what u have, proves my point that your a total ass!! A real immature, ass at that! Get a life! I would tell u to go kill yourself but that would be very un-christian like of me!!

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