Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Shitty MMA Gear: Jesus Didn't Tap - Blue Lion Fight Shorts
image via mmaoverload.com
Okay, I will admit that I like the colors of these shorts. That is the end of what I like about these shorts. Jesus Didn't Tap is a silly concept to me in all honesty. First of all, tapping was not a submission signal two thousand years ago. Second of all, Jesus didn't tap because he was nailed to the cross! He could have air tapped like James Toney but Jesus is way to cool for that shit. Furthermore, we ALL know that tapping is for bitches. Jesus may or may not be a lot of things. He may not have been real, he may not have been the son of God. He may even have been the original hippie but he damn sure wasn't a bitch.
Please do not purchase such heinous garments. If you do wear this shit your mom should be slapped for providing half of your DNA. If your mom is dead, her body should be exhumed and she should be hit harder than Kane hit Katie Vick. Oh yeah, I know some wrestling too motherfuckers!
Seriously though, don't buy it. Even Jesus would be pissed at you.