Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Shitty MMA Gear: Warrior Dead Knight Trucker Hat



Images via mmaoverload.com

Up until now I have only shown shitty MMA gear in t-shirt form, but the douchebaggery does not stop there. Companies are out there ensuring that you can dress like a date rapist from head to toe. This hat by Warrior may be one of the stupidest things a human being could ever put on their head.

It has the ever-present screaming skulls that apparently are of Flavor Flav since they are wearing Viking helmets. The bill of the hat is apparently made out of heavy duty plastic and there is the traditional clusterfuck of lines and designs of whatever in the background. Plus, it's a fucking trucker hat! Perhaps Ashton Kutcher wears this when he drives to film his obnoxious camera commercials. Whatever you do, don't ever order this hat. It looks like you could buy it at a god damn gas station. You're better than that. You just HAVE to be better than that.

4 comments:

  1. that is one of the ugliest things (anything) iv ever seen;

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