Does Scott Coker Have A Crazy Stalker? Unintelligent Defense Thinks It's Bjorn Rebney

With recent text messages released by Bellator Fighting Championship's PR office that were allegedly sent from CEO Bjorn Rebney to Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker, myself, Deo Wade, and MostDiabolicalHater took time out to discuss the absurdity of Rebney's actions.

Some background, Rebney has been trying to set up a super fight between Bellator Lightweight Champ Eddie Alvarez and Strikeforce Champ Gilbert Melendez. He's had Alvarez call out Coker in interviews and at post-fight press conferences. This past week, after defending his Bellator Middleweight belt, Hector Lombard called out Jacare Souza, Strikeforce's Middleweight champ. We agreed that this is a brilliant method to gain media attention and dictate how the story is told. Coker has been quiet and has let a competitor come to control the everything about the situation.

Now with the background out of the way, please enjoy the conversation we had Saturday night regarding this situation.

MostDiabolicalHater: I’ll tell you what I told Deo Wade that inspired this, I said "Unless Bjorn Rebney sent dick pics to Scott Coker while wearing Crocs I dont give a fuck".

ThisRedEngine: Hahahaha. It just comes off super crazy. Like the girl that doesn't take no for an answer. Coker has done a shit job addressing this but really, he's said not interested.

MostDiabolicalHater: He's like " You guys!!!! I'm totally serial! I'm super serial!”

ThisRedEngine: Then you start posting a bunch of text messages saying come on!!! Let's hangout! I LOVE YOU!!!

Deo Wade: Right now Bjorn Rebney is the girl that you rejected on Match.com that tracked you down on Facebook.

ThisRedEngine: Yep, a deep diving googler. They don't just check the first page of the results, they check the 5th and 10th pages as well.

Deo Wade: He's the crazy broad that tells people that she's dating you and you've never even met.

MostDiabolicalHater: hahahaha Bjorn rebney is in a tree in an empty lot adjacent to Scott Cokers house.

ThisRedEngine: Nah, Rebney is wearing an overcoat with a ghetto blaster over his head playing "In Your Eyes" outside Coker's dad's house.

Deo Wade: Eating packs of Ramen that he warmed up in his jacket pocket.

MostDiabolicalHater: Followed by Cinderella's "don't know what you got til its gone"

ThisRedEngine: And Coker isn't doing anything about it. It would be hilarious if he decided to get a restraining order against Rebney. That's how I'd handle this. Boom! You can't contact me or be within 250 ft from me.

Deo Wade: Redbney pulled a bitchmove but Coker his handling it like the dude that gets his fruit cocktail taken in prison. OH SHIT! I just realized something. Rebney is pulling a James Toney

MostDiabolicalHater: Why wouldn’t Scott invite him for a meeting and then BAM Surf Ninjas his ass!!!

ThisRedEngine: I would like to see Coker flip this on Rebney, say "We'd love to do this, but as we are assuming a bigger risk, your fighters must sign 5 fight deals with us. And you can't air any footage on youtube or your network deals".

MostDiabolicalHater: Scott Coker should buy a gold plated 209 necklace and send out a “Don't Be Scared Homie” video.

Deo Wade: LMAO!!! With or without Nunchuks?

MostDiabolicalHater: With nunchuks of course.

ThisRedEngine: You think Hector Lombard is sending texts to Jacare?

Deo Wade: Nope. Cubans don't text. They yell at you at the corner Bodega.

MostDiabolicalHater: Bjorn is going to start "happening to be at Starbucks" every morning when Scott shows up for his morning Vanilla Bean Latte.

ThisRedEngine: OHHH YOU COME HERE TOO SCOTT?! I HAD NO IDEA!!!

MostDiabolicalHater: I got Shaken Iced Tea Lemonade!

ThisRedEngine: Well, since you ARE here, how about that PPV?

Deo Wade: And a camera just happens to be there with a lawyer and Ariel Helwani.

MostDiabolicalHater: Nah, he’s there with Joey Greco of Cheaters.

ThisRedEngine: Hey Scott, I sent you a bunch of texts, did you not get them? It's pretty rude not responding.

Deo Wade: Do they show up with $kala?

MostDiabolicalHater: Haha YES!

ThisRedEngine: I'm hoping so, I miss $kala.

MostDiabolicalHater: And Dave Bautista, in his Deacon Batista character with a briefcase.

Deo Wade: Filled with steroids...err..supplements.

MostDiabolicalHater: And osteoporosis pills.

ThisRedEngine: Speaking of $kala, I'm waiting for a network to pick up a reality show of him hanging out with Jerry Millen. It's a buddy comedy.

MostDiabolicalHater: haha

Deo Wade: Seriously, the word "Injury" shows up 15 times on Bautista's wiki page

MostDiabolicalHater: his face looks like someone threw a bucket of hot nickles on him

Deo Wade: Is Vadim the crazy russian neighbor?

ThisRedEngine: I think so, whose dogs are those? Rebney or Vadim's?

MostDiabolicalHater: Mayhems dogs