Good evening ladies and gentleman I am happy to announce that I, Fake Emcee, have been accepted on as part of the new team that makes up Unintelligible drunken ramblin...Unintelligent Defense.blogspot.edu.org. I imagine myself as somewhat of a designated driver since I personally don't partake in the sauce, but that doesn't mean we wont still be getting plenty sexy. So get ready 8 followers of this site cause we're going to New York, we're going to L.A.. we're going to Nebraska, we're going to Washington, then we're gonna take a break for a while at that sketchy looking truck-stop bathroom, but after that we're pulling back up our pants and going to Nevada, then New Jersey (just make sure you roll up your windows), and then Miami HYYYYYYAAAUAUUUAUAUAU!!!!!!!!!!
Get ready for some inane ramblings, recycled articles, and n words all around. Hide your children and drop those panties fellas, cause it's about to get real messy. The shit is about to hit the fan and you my friend are without umbrella.
Now how do I start banning people?
If you ban me, I WILL find you. And I WILL kill you. Have you seen Chris Nelson lately? I didn't think so.
ReplyDeleteHe was in the K-1 thread last -- never mind, I ain't seen him anywhere. Shit. You homicidal motherfucker.
ReplyDeleteFarnsworth buddy, now you KNOW you done fucked up right?
ReplyDeleteSo what gets you banned, keeping your pants on or taking your panties off...oh I'm so confused.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how to answer that question really, but if you can actually manage take your panties off while somehow still keeping your pants on then you deserve to be made the President of the website.
ReplyDeleteKeeping your pants on over the weekend is ban worthy. NO PANTS ON SATURDAY OR SUNDAY!
ReplyDeleteWell I certainly don't want to be banned...yippee no pants!
ReplyDeleteLet me tell you something you, Lee(if that's even your real name): On the streets of Beaverton, they call me Scorpio Moonshine code name Calico Thunderfuck. You don't want to find out why.
ReplyDeleteI've said it before and I'll say it again, pants were made for people who don't have desirable genitals.
"His shame is non-existent, like Santa Claus or the female orgasm."
ReplyDeleteRookie. I can make Santa Claus cum at WILL.
Please Farthammer, everybody knows all you gotta do is rub his goodie bag.
ReplyDeleteHow have I not stumble upon this genius before. The human race is in debt to your exceptional brain power.
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