So I landed in Japan about 24 hours ago. It took like an hour to get through customs and another 45 to figure out whether we wanted to rent sim cards or not (These bastids wanted a $400 hold fee). Then it took us nearly 3 1/2 hours to get to the hotel because we got lost on the train. We finally got to the hotel and then headed out to eat at McDonald's (don't judge me). It was like the only place open that didn't look like the chef was Ex-Yakuza. We got back to the hotel and I dozed off as soon as I hit the tiny ass bed.
Today we walked all over the place. I don't remember the names of most of the places, but we probably walked 7 or 8 miles today and my feet are killing me now. We ate lunch in a part of Shinjuku called "Piss Alley" and it was interesting. Grilled animal parts of questionable origin. The Pork and Chicken wings were delicious but the Soft Bone, Kidney, and Liver were just terrible. Terrible I say.
Eventually we made it to the "Red Light District" and let me tell you.....holy shit there are alot of Titty Bars in that area. I literally counted 20 different clubs listed on 1 building. It was insane, and it wasn't like it was 1 or 2 buildings.....Nah, son. There were blocks and blocks and blocks of them. I felt like I need to take a shower after walking through there.
Fun Facts:
Tokyo probably has the densest concentration of fine females on Earth. 7 out of every 10 women is modelesque.
Random innocent looking shops tend to house extremely obscene pornography.
I saw like 6 random Africans trying to solicit money today. Yes, I said Africans.
This morning there was a children's TV show that had a Man in a Yellow Unitard fighting a lady dressed as a box of chocolate in front of some kids that had Down Syndrome (Not Kidding).
Also, I was on an elevator with Chyna (WWF/DX) today and she's pretty scary. Implants bigger than my head and more facial plastic surgery than Wanderlei Silva. Plus she comes off as a dingbat.
More pictures can be seen at http://draelab.com/
None of this shit sounds out of the ordinary. Step it up.
ReplyDeleteSon, I am disappoint that you did not, to borrow a popular phrase, smash Chyna. I know it means you would be sexually linked to the likes of HHH and Jason Ellis but for the story dude!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHaha, great hearing about all this stuff. Unlike you I'd be a little bitch about all the potential Yakuza and would probably not want to go anywhere, I don't know how you'd go about trying to pick up any of those random Japanese girls, and no you should absolutely NOT have tried to smash China...like at all.
ReplyDeleteP.S. You kind of look like Lupe Fiasco's older brother, if that's actually you in the picture and not just some other random black guy you found wandering the streets of Japan.
Do people think you are a famous black celebrity over there? And you definitely shouldn't have smashed Chyna...yikes.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are silly! Spending one night in Chyna in Japan is definitely a good idea.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if this "we" includes some woman you're with, but if not, you need to get some of that Tokyo took-took, that Nagasaki na-na.
ReplyDeleteAlso, good job not messing with Chyna.
The Yakuza are more afraid of you, than you are of them. Don't worry you are not their natural prey, so they will leave you alone. Avoid eye contact and slowly move away.
ReplyDeleteThe grilled animal parts made me gag a little.
marta, are you just here so that someone can tell you how bad they want to smash your vagina so you feel pretty? hahahahahaaha
ReplyDeleteThe Mcdonalds sounds delicious.
ReplyDeleteMDH-yes, what can I say...I'm an attention whore
ReplyDelete@dutchbaby Taht was only the 1st night and half of the first day. And we includes me and my boy Drae. He's handling most of the Photography and such.
ReplyDelete@MostDiabolicalHater Did you actually see "One night in Chyna"? No thank you sir. No thank you. Marta could get it though. Just sayin'.
@Lee, yea that's me with a cheap pair of sunglasses that I copped in "Piss Alley". I have no idea how the picking up of girls will go, but we're hitting Roppongi tonight. That's like Club central and they're supposed to be "friendly" to "us" there.
@ThisRedEngine Nope, we're just random black dudes. Quick glances and a stare every now and then.
@Marta yea I think I've yet to see REAL Yakuza, but there have been more than a few shady looking characters walking around.
I didn't see it but I have heard of um things....I take it back. Do not smash.
ReplyDeleteI hear you drink that Japanese alcohol and it'll be creeping up on you. Have you leaning hard and shit. I wish you the greatest of success in this shit.
ReplyDeleteDeo...I don't even know what to say to that... Thanks for finding me more attractive than a woman with a unusual lady parts...
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